Posts tagged with ‘porn

A plea to adult content Tumblrs: Stop with the bullshit invasive code

When Yahoo bought Tumblr, everyone wondered what the fate of porn, adult nude pictures, whatever you want to call it. It’s still here, the sky isn’t falling. But if bloggers keep adding invasive, malicious, redirect or takeover code in their posts, so that people who reblog end up accidentally fucking up their reader’s computers, if this place becomes a rat’s nest of spam and trojans and a zillion blaring porno pop-ups, Yahoo will decide it’s not worth it and kill it. Bloggers, I know you may need banner ads for revenue, but keep tabs on your ad stream and don’t take any shit that’s going to harm your reader’s technology or get them in trouble. If you enable HTML posting mode, you can easily check the code that you’re reblogging to see if it contains iframes, javascript or anything that’s not straight HTML and basic CSS. 

Also, boobies:

Oculus Rift porn? Yes sir. Meet Chathouse 3D, where you watch other people’s avatars get their crazy rocks off and you can do the same. Welcome to the fucking future.

Late Night NSFW Discussion: Who Is Your Preferred Porn Star/ Performer?

James Deen makes my libido go crazy but I also have a crazy lady boner for the fabulous Stoya.

The under the balls shot. Someone has to do it.

The under the balls shot. Someone has to do it.

Retro porno vid of the day: “Obscene House” starring Lillian Parker

"omg this awards show is sooo boring need something to spice it up"

"omg this awards show is sooo boring need something to spice it up"

Hustler puts hardcore trailer for Glee XXX parody online

Emmy nominations were announced today, and 30 Rock again got a bunch of nominations, whatever, and so did Glee. Fuck Glee. How about some real TV shows getting nominated for Emmys? You know what the show needs? Better songs? Better writing? Better actors? More anal?

You can see the hardcore trailer here at Hustler (NSFW of course). The songs are catchy, though I’m not sure how well one can sing with a mouthload of dick.

Even female porn stars sometimes have a problem with coming too early (NSFW)

Lily Thai is ready to gush after just one pump but the cameraman doesn’t want his set getting drenched with tuna puree, so she’s forced to hold it in till a towel can be found. Funny shit but the real star is the token white guy to her right.

Watch the video here (NSFW)

Montana Fishburne in “Phatties, Rhymes and Dimes” (NSFW)

This isn’t THE porn video that her dad, Laurence Fishburne is going nuts about trying to stop, but maybe this should have been. This is a clip of daughter Montana “Chippy D” Fishburne in “Phatties Rhymes and Dimes”, in which she shows off her BJ and foot jobs skills. She also has a pimply ass.